It's Better To Look Back On Life And Say: I Can't Believe I Did That

It's better to look back on life and say: I can't believe I did that. Than to look back and say, I wish I did that.

You Want To Come Into My Life, The Door Is Open. Just One Request

You want to come into my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don't stand at the door, you're blocking the traffic.

Don't Be Disappointed If People Refuse To Help You: Remember The Words Of Einstein

Don't be disappointed if the people refuse to help you. Remember the words of Einstein: I'm thankful to all those who said 'NO' because of them, I did it myself.

Women Are Like Volcanoes Both Stay Calm For Extended Periods Of Time

Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything in their path. Then, they're calm again.

You Know How To Tell When Someone Is Miserable With Their Own Life?

You know how to tell when someone is miserable with their own life? When they look for ways to destroy someone else's.

You May Think The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side

You may think the grass is greener on the other side. But if you take the time to water your own grass it would be just as green.

Eveybody Wants To Go To Heaven

Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die.